That's right kids. Gnarlon speaking. Before we all get too caught up in the bullshit of capitalist holiday cheer, I thought I would give some words of wisdom to help you spread the holiday FEAR.
1. Make sure you go out and krooked grind Jesus face in all the nativity scenes across town. This will provide guaranteed chaos on Christmas Day sermons.
2. Instead of using wax the next time you need to slippery-up a curb, grab your mom's homemade eggnog instead. Shit works beautifully and I'm sure your mom will appreciate that you found alternative uses to the eggnog instead of getting all your relatives sloppy drunk. Right?
3. If you see any goons riding those truckless plastic snow-skateboards that Ryan Sheckler used to used to be a huge advocate of, make sure you pull it our from underneath them, watch their face scorpian plant into the snow, and throw their plastic popsicle out on thin ice!
4. Finally, watch this and laugh at the unfortunately famed name mentioned in the last step.
http://www.skatebook.tv/ryan-sheckler-a-star-is-born
Peace. Gnarlon
Friday, December 12, 2008
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grab on to the back of santas sled
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